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by Ryan Stevens


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About the Story

It's been seventeen months since your last erection. Highest time to do something about it.
[--blurb from The Z-Files Catalogue]

Game Details

Language: English (en)
Current Version: 1
License: Freeware
Development System: Inform 6
Baf's Guide ID: 535
IFID: ZCODE-1-980517-5F3B
TUID: h2sl4ks8zsc2u8pv

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Baf's Guide

In something of a departure from the standard Rybread Celsius oeuvre, you are given a unique challenge: you are a male in a hotel room with a willing woman, but find yourself suffering from an embarrassing problem. Unfortunately, that problem isn't nearly as embarrassing as this game. No description, no puzzles, gratuitous profanity, and next to no vocabulary (you are not even able to examine the cause of your difficulty). The author once again proves that it really is possible to write a BASIC program in Inform.

-- R. Serena Wakefield


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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
Manages to combine the worst of AIF and Rybread Celsius, May 8, 2016

This Rybread Celsius game has the usual implementation and spelling errors. But this time the goal is to get an erection. There are two locations, one item, and one NPC. All the commands are obvious.

I'm not really into AIF at all, making this my least favorite Celsius game.

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