Shakespeare is Broken!

You play as William Shakespeare, who has been passing the centuries peacefully in the afterlife, writing occasionally and trying this thing called "pizza." That all crashes to a halt when he's summoned to the Central Office to fix his legacy.

It would seem that poor movie adaptations, misreadings, and just awful essays have allowed tons of inaccuracies to creep into his plays, and now he's being sent right into them to sort them all out.

Reunite Romeo and Juliet (uh, temporarily)! Make Hamlet depressed again! And... okay, your history plays are a huge mess. Nobody really reads those anymore. Seriously, good luck.