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As Hanon has remarked in his review, this is not a porn game. This is not a game in which you bang. It is a game that wants to bang you. And it has been saddled with all the confusion and uncertainty and obsessive horniness of a teenager, which makes the endlessly looping conversation -- that spirals out towards God and friendship and the emotions but always returns, sooner rather than later, to the idťe fixe of banging -- at once funny and a little heart breaking. Have we not all been here? Or have we not wished to be here, where we at least had the courage to ask?
The game -- not the game that you're talking to, but the game itself -- even allows for an amount of role playing. After going along with the idea of banging for a while, I found myself slowly attempting to take on the role of the adult who is definitely not going to bang this teenager but who might help them attain a state of at least comparable emotional rest. I never succeeded; but then, that seems highly appropriate. For how can one find rest from horniness... without banging?
An unfulfillable desire. The madness of Tantalus.
Highly recommended. Not what I expected in a very good way.
Itís not porn, so play it if you are of age and are up for an exploration of the concept of horny.
(Spoiler - click to show)Horny Game is horny for you, and Iím not kidding - games have needs too. Itís a game, and itís horny. So horny, youíre gonna bang. Of course you are. But first, there ensues a labyrinthine conversation about consent and highbrow knots of double negatives and making boats and spiraling in a loop of reversals and counter-denials that become manipulative in a way that, in my experience, defuses any desire to bangÖ The kinks get meta and spiritual.
The game is horny, but also a little bit off. What itís asking for is something you canít do and - you canít bang the game really and have to explain that in no uncertain terms eventually if you want to stop looping. I really enjoyed what it had to say. I believe I found the ending, but the path is tricky, I wouldnít put it past the game to have hidden secrets I didnít explore.
One potentially missed opportunity:
I wish there would have been a more specific reaction if I had typed in ďbangĒ when deciding on an activity other than banging.
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