Kids, don’t eat your Halloween candy without having your parents inspect it first because there are SICKOS out there who will put RAZOR BLADES in it and you will CUT YOUR MOUTH and GET A POISONED INFECTION and DIE, all from eating your candy early. So don’t do that.

The game with what is probably the longest title in IF (42 words!) is appropriately totally offbeat. The premise is set in a foggy New York as you search for Neil Demause?s house but it's not really important. An energetic writing manages to create a surreal environment, hiding the lack of any interactivity, or point really. See the other Speed IF #2 games for different takes on the same premise.

-- George Pappas