Kids, don’t eat your Halloween candy without having your parents inspect it first because there are SICKOS out there who will put RAZOR BLADES in it and you will CUT YOUR MOUTH and GET A POISONED INFECTION and DIE, all from eating your candy early. So don’t do that.

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Kids, don’t eat your Halloween candy without having your parents inspect it first because there are SICKOS out there who will put RAZOR BLADES in it and you will CUT YOUR MOUTH and GET A POISONED INFECTION and DIE, all from eating your candy early. So don’t do that.
by Dan Shiovitz profile

Humor, Surreal
1998

Game Details

Language: English (en)
Current Version: Unknown
License: Freeware
Development System: TADS 2
Baf's Guide ID: 523
IFID: TADS2-A812F700E27D750834536E9695AD0056
TUID: 1bw4vfchmpztmb7t

Makes reference to Lost New York, by Neil deMause

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I don't understand this at all! The longest named `game' I know of and it bears no resemblance to the actual game itself [...]
-- Richard Batey
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