You Are a Zombie Yelp Reviewer

Tell the post-apocalyptic internet about your brain-eating experience in this funny, short, choice-based interactive fiction game where you play an outspoken zombie with opinions on cuisine.

You've just eaten the braaaaains of a terrified man! This is the zombie apocalypse, after all, and you are very much a zombie. But what did you think of his brains as a meal? Were they tasty? Did his brains have a pleasant mouthfeel? Was the service what you expected? Craft your review by recounting the experience you had killing a pedestrian and snacking on his cerebellum, then post it for the world to read.