Xanadu - The World's Only Hope

You are Xanadu Magoo, a somewhat decent science teacher at a not-so-prestigious school for the behaviorally challenged. You are not incredibly impressive in any way whatsoever, so you are surprised Marcus Straussberger, a former high school acquaintance (you like to call him a friend) and current military icon recruits you for a mission. You are to accompany him to the abandoned compound of a rogue terrorist who goes by the name of Dr. Dingo...

Equipped with only bad luck and unattractiveness, you must now (as an American Patriot) withstand the heat of the scorching desert, avoid being killed by ruthless assassins, and make your way into the compound in hopes of reuniting with what is most likely your only means of survival.

Some of the puzzles are a bit tricky. Please ask if you have any questions! Happy gaming!