It's Your First Day At A New High School. Can You Become Popular?
by ClickHole
2015
Tags matched: candy
(2 ratings)
Kids, don’t eat your Halloween candy without having your parents inspect it first because there are SICKOS out there who will put RAZOR BLADES in it and you will CUT YOUR MOUTH and GET A POISONED INFECTION and DIE, all from eating your candy early. So don’t do that.
by Dan Shiovitz
1998
Tags matched: candy
(11 ratings)