Ratings and Reviews by NosesAreAlive

This is depressed as hell, and a complaint. But whatever -- try it anyways.

There is no way to end this game in victory. I do not recommend it at all.

I feel like this is a bit ripped off of Alice in Wonderland at times. Yet this game has great writing and overall is better than Zork I because Zork II actually has a story present.

I don't think anybody will like this.

You see, the writing's okay, but that's only from the author's point of view.

And I'll bet nobody will get the Enchanter spell references and the reference to H.P. Lovecraft's writing.

This one is a failure.

I am sorry this wasn't as good as you hoped it to be. I have now updated it, and that other review is outdated. Play only the final version -- The other ones are crap.

If you can't download it, this is how: Control-Click, Download linked file. If it's a txt or something change it to z3, z4, or z5.

The Garlic Cage coming soon! It WILL be tested this time!

This has a great storyline and the mystery behind it all is amazing. The fact you can get ending A in one move by (Spoiler - click to show)jumping out the window and (Spoiler - click to show)you can spread or contain the virus is amazing. This is the best of them all.

There is no point in playing this at all, but it's very funny and I will send my evil noses to sniff you to death unless you download it right this instant.

You see, if everything is concrete and as a point, it is simple utilitarianism. I believe that everybody should at least have a fair look at a game like this, if not this exact one, just for some relief from hopeless zork stuff.